And confirmation comes this
morning that the lunatics have assumed control of the asylum with the
emboldened Sam Hammam feeling able to pitch for the position of Lucifer's
representative by stating with a
chilling resolve that 'It is now high
time that Vincent Tan takes control of all aspects of the club...there is one
word here - 'control'
Hammam is looking poised to
become Tan's propaganda chief - the Joseph Goebbels to his Adolf Hitler; or
more accurately the Comical Ali to his Saddam Hussein. We can look forward to
months of spin and denial if recent outpourings are any guide.
Hammam's response to universal
criticism of Tan in the world's media: 'These
cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying. Do not believe them.
They only deserve to be hit with shoes'
The 0-3 defeat to Southampton has
been subject to the new regime's revisionism and the official line is now: 'Their forces capitulated. The battle was
very fierce but God made us victorious.'
Looking forward to today's
visitors Hammam said: 'We will slaughter
them. We will welcome them with bullets and shoes'.
Disgruntled fans have referred to
the two as 'Muppets'. They might have a point.
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| Hammam and Tan |
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| Bert and Earnie |
And so the search for Malky's
successor continues. In a small field of realistic contenders for the club's
new manager, current odds are:
OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAER 1-Squillions
VINCENT TAN 10-1
DAVE BASSETT 12-1
MIKE BASSETT 15-1
BERTIE BASSETT 15-1
BIG BIRD 25-1
Match Report to follow...
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