1, Ivory Towers
Big Bucks-by-Sea
Megalomania
Malaysia
Dear Mickey,
Let me start by remind you in the
beginning was the word and the word is with Vincent and the word is Vincent.
I very disappoint you mister
Mickey. So many disappoints. Since when I buy Premier league footballs team all
bad things happens. When bad things happens in life of Vincent then peoples
have blame. Vincent not blame for nothing because Vincent has the money and the
power and the glory so help me Tan.
Number one first big bad thing this
season is Malaysia football team lose game to London West Hams which is owned
by mister Steptoe and his sons and missus Summers who owns the naughty shops.
But then Vincent money beats the Manchester Citys and Vincent is number one
owner in Premier league footballs bigger than Abu Dhabi Uniteds! But Malaysia
Cardiff lose to mister Ashley toons Chavvy Sports five belly. Vincent mood up
and down like the whore draws!
But mister Mickey you say is OK
when we beat Jack and the people say we love you Vincent you very good man and
they so happy they whack their heads and say Look! we top in league better the
Man U because Sir Alec chew gum red nose hairdryer is gone and they have new
David Noise ginger manager no good. So I say Mickey Mackey you my manager and god
willing stay for long as Sir Alec and we win Champions League!
Then more bad thing. We play The
Goons at my Cardiff City Malaysia Break Holiday stadium for my friend Jimmy
Choo Shoes and we score no goals and they have Sir Alf Ramsey from Caerphilly
scores goals and fans thanks him and whacks their heads for him and show loves
for him and no loves for Vincent. How this happens Mickey Mackey? Vincent gives
you the millions of monies. Why you not buy the good players who scores the
goals like Sir ramsey from Caerphilly? Why you buy Andreas Corney Ass bad
ankles?
Tan money make good things happen
god willing. Tan money help community in Cardiff Caerdydd so all people now
have sheeps in gardens and coals for their winter chimneys keep warm. Why still
the people love Mackey and not Tan? I tell them the truth. I will have doctor
spins like politicians and I kiss the babies and they love Vincent god willing
and know Tan money good money good man. But Mickey Mackey spend Tan burger
lottery billion pounds and the bad things happens!
Someone always blame fault.
Mister Mickey you now blame for all the bad things. I remind all bad things in
world since you my manager of Cardiff Malaysia Reds Premier League. Queen
Maggie thatch, Tony Sopranoes, Neil Armstrongs small leaps mankind, Mr David
Frost/Nixon all kicking bucket. And global warming green gas icecaps melt. And
all times you are manager. I say no coincidence. You make the Polar bear drowns!
Still you say you want the moneys
for shops in the January sales. Mickey Mackey you have the laugh and you pull
plonker. You not going to spend a penny.
You have choice now. You take
long walk to freedom off short pier or I sack your boot. And god willing we
stay in Premiers League.
VT
That was great, well done :)
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