Sunday, 22 December 2013

TAN'S LETTER TO MALKY



1, Ivory Towers
Big Bucks-by-Sea
Megalomania
Malaysia





Dear Mickey,

Let me start by remind you in the beginning was the word and the word is with Vincent and the word is Vincent.

I very disappoint you mister Mickey. So many disappoints. Since when I buy Premier league footballs team all bad things happens. When bad things happens in life of Vincent then peoples have blame. Vincent not blame for nothing because Vincent has the money and the power and the glory so help me Tan.

Number one first big bad thing this season is Malaysia football team lose game to London West Hams which is owned by mister Steptoe and his sons and missus Summers who owns the naughty shops. But then Vincent money beats the Manchester Citys and Vincent is number one owner in Premier league footballs bigger than Abu Dhabi Uniteds! But Malaysia Cardiff lose to mister Ashley toons Chavvy Sports five belly. Vincent mood up and down like the whore draws!

But mister Mickey you say is OK when we beat Jack and the people say we love you Vincent you very good man and they so happy they whack their heads and say Look! we top in league better the Man U because Sir Alec chew gum red nose hairdryer is gone and they have new David Noise ginger manager no good. So I say Mickey Mackey you my manager and god willing stay for long as Sir Alec and we win Champions League!

Then more bad thing. We play The Goons at my Cardiff City Malaysia Break Holiday stadium for my friend Jimmy Choo Shoes and we score no goals and they have Sir Alf Ramsey from Caerphilly scores goals and fans thanks him and whacks their heads for him and show loves for him and no loves for Vincent. How this happens Mickey Mackey? Vincent gives you the millions of monies. Why you not buy the good players who scores the goals like Sir ramsey from Caerphilly? Why you buy Andreas Corney Ass bad ankles?

Tan money make good things happen god willing. Tan money help community in Cardiff Caerdydd so all people now have sheeps in gardens and coals for their winter chimneys keep warm. Why still the people love Mackey and not Tan? I tell them the truth. I will have doctor spins like politicians and I kiss the babies and they love Vincent god willing and know Tan money good money good man. But Mickey Mackey spend Tan burger lottery billion pounds and the bad things happens!

Someone always blame fault. Mister Mickey you now blame for all the bad things. I remind all bad things in world since you my manager of Cardiff Malaysia Reds Premier League. Queen Maggie thatch, Tony Sopranoes, Neil Armstrongs small leaps mankind, Mr David Frost/Nixon all kicking bucket. And global warming green gas icecaps melt. And all times you are manager. I say no coincidence. You make the Polar bear drowns!

Still you say you want the moneys for shops in the January sales. Mickey Mackey you have the laugh and you pull plonker. You not going to spend a penny.

You have choice now. You take long walk to freedom off short pier or I sack your boot. And god willing we stay in Premiers League.
VT

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